I don't write any of my material down. I like to improvise and be spontaneous.

You know your gut instincts are spot on about a person when you can also detect a water source in the soil beneath them.

Sometimes sex is just a way to escape having to talk to that person.

The key to attempting to create art in some aspect is also knowing that it will turn some people off.

I have a new saying, what I see in Vegas, I am telling everybody.

Three weeks ago one of my dreams came true. I finally got to see something I always wanted to witness live. I finally saw someone get hit by a car... Nailed!

I can't do anything! I can't even have an English muffin!