I don't write any of my material down. I like to improvise and be spontaneous.

How do you fall into a lion's den, that is my first question there, you think you would be extra carefull around a den of lions.

I miss dating only for that final moment you kiss goodnight, watch her get out of your car and run into the police station.

It's hard to be happy for someone when you know deep down they'd kill you if they had the chance.

I love singing along to the radio while I'm riding in the back of a squad car.

I saw a young boy eating an ice cream cone, ... I smashed it in his face. You know that kid is going to remember me when he's 50.

My fam is just a regular family. But all of them have great senses of humor.