I don't write any of my material down. I like to improvise and be spontaneous.

You've gotta share what's going on in your mind.

I was very good at kickball ... I was wonderful at ah doing that kick and your leg goes up and your shoe went on top of the school

Then it was snack time, right in the middle of mass. Right out of nowhere, the priest would look down and say, 'Let's have some yum yums!' You would get in line - you would jump in the line - and you would go up and get the crouton O'Christ.

The key to attempting to create art in some aspect is also knowing that it will turn some people off.

Strip clubs are great places to meet interesting people you only wanna know for about 40 minutes.

I'm really great in other peoples relationships.