What happens in Vegas, I'm telling everyone.
Some people have constipation of the brain but their mouth has the runs.
If you use tact you can say anything, then make it funny.
The key to attempting to create art in some aspect is also knowing that it will turn some people off.
Nice teeth is a turn on for me. If you open your mouth and it looks like a battle of epic proportions, I don't like it.
You know your girls up to no good when her and her friends make a pact to post nothing on Instagram.