Video games don't make people go nuts. I played Super Mario forever. Not once hopping on a turtle or smash my head through a brick ceiling.

Ex-girlfriends will find themselves in my new routine. Sometimes they like that, and sometimes they definitely do not. But comedians should come with a giant warning or disclaimer: IF YOU DATE ME, IT WILL BE IN MY ACT.

I don't laugh out loud at comics a lot.

I've been ignoring my feelings lately. That works pretty well. Might also settle for less this week, just to try it out.

I was doing comedy in laundry mats in 1992, literally where I would bring a little gorilla amp and a lapel mike and just start performing.

Losing my mind sounds so pessimistic. I prefer the term winning my insanity.

I'm not racist, I've got a black president.