Video games don't make people go nuts. I played Super Mario forever. Not once hopping on a turtle or smash my head through a brick ceiling.

Nothing is a better icebreaker than a great joke.

I'm shooting a pilot based on my show. It's a one-camera show. I play myself.

Sometimes sex is just a way to escape having to talk to that person.

I always wanted to do a B&E. Not bacon and eggs. Although I could always go for bacon and eggs. I'm talking about breaking in and entering.

Every great thing starts with an idea, followed by a doubt and finally a resolve to abandon or pursue. Victory is a treacherous journey.

I do think I am funny, or I wouldn't be where I am today. I do think there is always room for improvement and learning.