Video games don't make people go nuts. I played Super Mario forever. Not once hopping on a turtle or smash my head through a brick ceiling.

If you have to be at work at 8, it's always like, 7:54. Just enough time to do nothing. To just lay there and go, "I can't do anything! I can't even have an English muffin!

I don't like littering and I think it leads to terrorist activities.

If you're drunk please don't drive. If you're on shrooms please don't think Walmart's a prison for bad clothing that needs help escaping.

The little boy inside of all us men always loves something video game related.

I am going to name a group of my kids after my favorite cartoons, I am going to name them after Transformers.

I was home educated but would skip my lessons to go hang out at school.