Someone needs to make a zombie movie where when you get bit it turns you into a singing and dancing extraordinaire.
Dane CookYou have to have a strong sense of humor to date me, and also know that you're probably going to be a part of the routine quite a bit.
Dane CookYou can try to steal the thunder all you want, it just reminds people I'm the lightning. You rumble in the distance. I light up the sky.
Dane CookI've always read books and loved human behavior since I was ten or twelve years old. Maybe even that's why I wanted to do comedy.
Dane Cook