Sometimes the only solution is figuring out a bigger problem to focus on.

I had never done a roast, but I really wanted to, because it's so different from standup.

I would still have old ladies come up to me after the show and pat me on the cheek after I had said all this vulgar stuff. They would be like, 'Oh you're a silly boy - we know you're just playing.

I don't like littering and I think it leads to terrorist activities.

I say it with my tongue firmly planted in cheek but there's truth to it - being a comedian is very close to being a therapist. When you're working smaller clubs, you're listening. You're feeling an energy, you're going with a tone but when people start yelling out, you almost start a conversation with people.

True love is when you're cheating on a person but the thought of them still makes your eyes smile!

I'm going to hell, ah... but you're laughing, so you're coming.