Sometimes, like we all do, I look at myself in the mirror. Sometimes I cry. Like a really hard cry like you just watch yourself cry but then you're done and you're just glowing and you're staring at yourself.

If you live far away from a person you no longer want to date just let them know that they are geographically undesirable.

Are there glass shards in my anus?!

When I first hit the scene, it was just a lot of go, go, go, go, go. I have a lot of natural energy anyway, but it was over the top.

When you hand someone a camera, why do they act like you just asked them to dissemble a bomb? They take it and they're like, 'What do I do ... I don't really ... ha-huh ...' Yeah, it's the button on the top right where it always is since the beginning of #*@! time!

I always wanted to be a snake. Every time I saw a snake on TV. I'd always say 'Why not me?'

Sometimes, when you want to make a difference in a person's life, stay out of it.