You have to learn the crowd. I just pay attention to them so I can make sure I can make them laugh.

I don't have to do anything for anyone else's benefit anymore. I just want to exceed my own expectations.

My grandmother died of natural causes. Or as my family calls it murdered by the lord.

Vince Vaughn is a genuine person, awesome guy. He'll come to a lot of my shows. It's not that often that you can meet someone as cool as Vince.

I don't laugh out loud at comics a lot.

I've always read books and loved human behavior since I was ten or twelve years old. Maybe even that's why I wanted to do comedy.

Time machine... wouldn't you like to travel through time? I would. I'd go back... mess with people. You know what I would do? I would go back to when my mom and dad were having sex, to have me. Ya'know, come in, spank my dad on the ass I'm your son from the future! Ahaha!