I'm shooting a pilot based on my show. It's a one-camera show. I play myself.
Anger has a way of seeping into every other emotion and planting itself in there.
I can't do anything! I can't even have an English muffin!
True love is when you're cheating on a person but the thought of them still makes your eyes smile!
I'm going to hell, ah... but you're laughing, so you're coming.
I live my life like there's no yesterday.