Trolls look for reasons to hate but really what they are mad at is the fact they are not included in anything ever.

I don't hate anyone. I simply block them out using hellish visions in a blind white rage. But if I see them out I'm pleasant.

My grandmother died of natural causes. Or as my family calls it murdered by the lord.

I'm bringing back the skinny tie but wearing it tied around my balls.

It's the worst feeling when you come home alone late at night and think the stranger sitting on your couch is a pile of clothes.

If you use tact you can say anything, then make it funny.

Start each day out the holy way..with Christ Chex, it's a miracle in a bowl. Just open the box and you hear AHHHHH....and then a lil' angel flies out and says 'good morning, life is beautiful!'.