You can try to steal the thunder all you want, it just reminds people I'm the lightning. You rumble in the distance. I light up the sky.

Comedy is immediate. Comedy is a solo mission. You're all by yourself, up there. And when you're in a film, on a set, it's a collaborative effort. It's about me being a tool for somebody else to create a story and a character from nothing, from their imagination.

I think beating someone to death with a ukulele would just sound funny.

I don't know if I could rebuild an airplane engine, but I know a little bit about rotors and rivets.

I don't have to do anything for anyone else's benefit anymore. I just want to exceed my own expectations.

In school I was pretty quiet. Kinda shy until my junior year. But at home I was a freak.

You can't become tempted if you just give in a little quicker.