What happens in Vegas, I'm telling everyone.

Some people have constipation of the brain but their mouth has the runs.

I can smell bullshit from a mile away but it's so much harder to detect when it's around you all day.

It's hard dealing with day to day disappointments and feeling like you can't find success. Especially when your best friend is Pixar.

Teach your kids to make deplorable choices and hopefully they'll rebel and make the right ones.

I get so into the moment.

I can't do anything! I can't even have an English muffin!