Sometimes the only solution is figuring out a bigger problem to focus on.
People know I have a good time on stage. I love my life. I love my job.
I love singing along to the radio while I'm riding in the back of a squad car.
I feel like people who don't brag are trying to make you jealous by thinking they're hiding something more even exciting.
If you use tact you can say anything, then make it funny.
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