Time machine... wouldn't you like to travel through time? I would. I'd go back... mess with people. You know what I would do? I would go back to when my mom and dad were having sex, to have me. Ya'know, come in, spank my dad on the ass I'm your son from the future! Ahaha!

I have new ideas every day, and I always want to take on new challenges.

It's hard to be happy for someone when you know deep down they'd kill you if they had the chance.

I love singing along to the radio while I'm riding in the back of a squad car.

Quote/Unquote and you can quote me on the quote/unquote.

Sometimes the only solution is figuring out a bigger problem to focus on.

If you have to be at work at 8, it's always like, 7:54. Just enough time to do nothing. To just lay there and go, "I can't do anything! I can't even have an English muffin!