Three weeks ago one of my dreams came true. I finally got to see something I always wanted to witness live. I finally saw someone get hit by a car... Nailed!
Dane CookI am an observer, I like to watch people. I am into psychology and people - how they act and such.
Dane CookThe problem with dating a model is they won't go out with you if your cars color doesn't match their outfit.
Dane CookI would still have old ladies come up to me after the show and pat me on the cheek after I had said all this vulgar stuff. They would be like, 'Oh you're a silly boy - we know you're just playing.
Dane Cook