I don't get any anxiety. I don't because of two reasons. Number one, just breaking through it as a kid and finally getting past it was like okay, nothing's ever going to feel that scary again as that deafening silence of a joke not working. Any joke not working is not as bad as not being able to even try and get on stage.

You need to open up your soul and have a weep-a-thon.

I was told by a girl once that I should teach a course on how to kiss properly. I thought that was really a nice compliment. I then asked her what she thought about my sexual prowess and she recommended I talk to a guy she used to date. Body blow.

I can always get better. A lot of my ex-girlfriends don't think I'm funny.

I'm curious by individuals that embrace half a story so they can justify how incomplete they feel about their own self worth.

The key to attempting to create art in some aspect is also knowing that it will turn some people off.

I can smell bullshit from a mile away but it's so much harder to detect when it's around you all day.