When you don't have love, it's like there's a party going on, and everybody was invited, except for you. And you just happened to be walking by that house in the rain...

I was very good at kickball ... I was wonderful at ah doing that kick and your leg goes up and your shoe went on top of the school

You know you're lazy when you run out of toilet paper and use the cardboard roll to wipe with.

I get so into the moment.

You must accept responsibility for your actions. This doesn't include reactions, interactions or transactions if you're thinkin' loophole.

I feel like people who don't brag are trying to make you jealous by thinking they're hiding something more even exciting.

There's estrogen running through my veins!