When you don't have love, it's like there's a party going on, and everybody was invited, except for you. And you just happened to be walking by that house in the rain...

My brain is very fantastical. If I ever actually recorded myself, I could probably win a Grammy for sex talk. Being on the road while in relationships, you need to learn to pleasure one another.

I don't have to do anything for anyone else's benefit anymore. I just want to exceed my own expectations.

If you're 1 of the 3 girls in pics with a greaseball whose arms are around you at a club you lose at life. If you're the greaseball you win.

There was a girl I loved in high school - but never spoke to. Cut to my five-year reunion: I'm an entirely different person.

That MySpace is the story of the year. Everyone but my mother is on it.

I'm always going to be someone that people enjoy watching.