When you don't have love, it's like there's a party going on, and everybody was invited, except for you. And you just happened to be walking by that house in the rain...

I don't hate anyone. I simply block them out using hellish visions in a blind white rage. But if I see them out I'm pleasant.

You need to open up your soul and have a weep-a-thon.

In the year 3000, everything will be instant.

We all hope for breakthrough rebirth moments.

I'm sure that people who have been tweeting funny things have ended up on writing staffs of a late night show.

On stage I am the actor, director and the bouncer all at the same time. Fear does not exist in this dojo does it? No Sensi! Sorry when I get excited I have to toss in some Karate Kid quotes.