When you're on a movie set and you are hopefully making a comedy, everyone's stifling their laughter. You're looking at the crew guys, hoping someone is making that face like, and not like, this is not working out, man.

It's an incredible feeling falling in love someone who doesn't know you exist.

I had never done a roast, but I really wanted to, because it's so different from standup.

You can't teach an old hater new truths.

Nothing is a better icebreaker than a great joke.

I just get excited doing shows. Off stage I am actually very feeble and must be spoon-fed because my hands are too brittle.

I don't hate anyone. I simply block them out using hellish visions in a blind white rage. But if I see them out I'm pleasant.