When you're on a movie set and you are hopefully making a comedy, everyone's stifling their laughter. You're looking at the crew guys, hoping someone is making that face like, and not like, this is not working out, man.

Why do bad guys in movies always love to whistle really slowly?

Sometimes girls act all TNT Network because they know drama. That's when guys get all TBS around you because we think it's very funny.

That MySpace is the story of the year. Everyone but my mother is on it.

You are the director of your own life story. Don't cast idiots or people will walk out during your 2nd act.

You can easily tell if a person is lying and cheating on you if they say, I love you. I would never lie to you or cheat on you.

Christina can sing all the notes, but Britney is just hot!