When you're on a movie set and you are hopefully making a comedy, everyone's stifling their laughter. You're looking at the crew guys, hoping someone is making that face like, and not like, this is not working out, man.

I can't watch a woman play with herself - to me, it looks like a DJ working the turntables... DJ Diddles.

I want to be able to challenge myself. And do things that are away from what I usually do. Stand-up is safe for me. I can do stand-up in front of twenty-five thousand people, and I'm like, "I know how to do this. This is what I do." I want to be a little scared.

I like to play guitar, jam out, play the blues, go watch movies. I love movies.

I don't know if I could rebuild an airplane engine, but I know a little bit about rotors and rivets.

It's the worst feeling when you come home alone late at night and think the stranger sitting on your couch is a pile of clothes.

I'm curious by individuals that embrace half a story so they can justify how incomplete they feel about their own self worth.