When you hand someone a camera, why do they act like you just asked them to dissemble a bomb? They take it and they're like, 'What do I do ... I don't really ... ha-huh ...' Yeah, it's the button on the top right where it always is since the beginning of #*@! time!

I'm sure that people who have been tweeting funny things have ended up on writing staffs of a late night show.

It's hard dealing with day to day disappointments and feeling like you can't find success. Especially when your best friend is Pixar.

Nice teeth is a turn on for me. If you open your mouth and it looks like a battle of epic proportions, I don't like it.

Every joke has its origin - the punching people in the face joke. It hurts like hell to get punched in the face.

I do think I am funny, or I wouldn't be where I am today. I do think there is always room for improvement and learning.

Some people have constipation of the brain but their mouth has the runs.