I can't relate to the idea of suicide. I guess I'm just one of those people that is always optimistic and upbeat. But one day, I sat down. I said 'You know what? Just to kind of purge myself, I want to see what its like to feel that low'. So I decided to write a suicide note. Yeah, just to kinda flush it out there and put it on a page. And I started to do this, and I had an epiphany. I'll share this with you: a suicide note that is written by somebody that is not suicidal is called an autobiography. I am on Chapter 58.

I am going to name a group of my kids after my favorite cartoons, I am going to name them after Transformers.

When you delete pictures of your ex off your phone, it feels lighter.

When you're on a movie set and you are hopefully making a comedy, everyone's stifling their laughter. You're looking at the crew guys, hoping someone is making that face like, and not like, this is not working out, man.

I've always read books and loved human behavior since I was ten or twelve years old. Maybe even that's why I wanted to do comedy.

How do you fall into a lion's den, that is my first question there, you think you would be extra carefull around a den of lions.

When you are doing stand-up comedy, you are the writer, producer, director, sometimes bouncer.