You must accept responsibility for your actions. This doesn't include reactions, interactions or transactions if you're thinkin' loophole.

Every time you come in from cheating on someone, they'll just whip out the most adorable term of endearment. Like, they'll wake up, bright and early, sleep in their eyes and say: "Hey, perfect."

I don't like littering and I think it leads to terrorist activities.

Anger has a way of seeping into every other emotion and planting itself in there.

My brain is very fantastical. If I ever actually recorded myself, I could probably win a Grammy for sex talk. Being on the road while in relationships, you need to learn to pleasure one another.

Time machine... wouldn't you like to travel through time? I would. I'd go back... mess with people. You know what I would do? I would go back to when my mom and dad were having sex, to have me. Ya'know, come in, spank my dad on the ass I'm your son from the future! Ahaha!

What am I supposed to say to an atheist when he sneezes, ah, when you die nothing happens.