I say God bless you... I don't say bless you... I'm not the Lord. I can't do that...

I never leave a dog alone in a car on a hot day. I make sure it's with an elderly person holding a baby.

This is a dream come true. HBO is the highest echelon in the world for a stand-up comedian to attain. Throughout my career I've trusted my instincts to lead me down the right path, and I am honored to work together with this network while contributing to the legacy that is HBO.

Sometimes, like we all do, I look at myself in the mirror. Sometimes I cry. Like a really hard cry like you just watch yourself cry but then you're done and you're just glowing and you're staring at yourself.

It's the worst feeling when you come home alone late at night and think the stranger sitting on your couch is a pile of clothes.

I've always read books and loved human behavior since I was ten or twelve years old. Maybe even that's why I wanted to do comedy.

I do think I am funny, or I wouldn't be where I am today. I do think there is always room for improvement and learning.