I say God bless you... I don't say bless you... I'm not the Lord. I can't do that...

Let's talk a little about love. Sometimes you meet somebody and you have what is known as a relationship and things can go great. If things go great you have a great relationship. Sometimes it doesn't go so great and I call that a relationshit!

I grew up very self-loathing. I was a phobic. I had anxiety. I had panic attacks.

There's estrogen running through my veins!

I could take my time, and nobody was pressuring me to be a headliner. I could go up there, find my voice, and figure out what I wanted to do.

If you live far away from a person you no longer want to date just let them know that they are geographically undesirable.

Then it was snack time, right in the middle of mass. Right out of nowhere, the priest would look down and say, 'Let's have some yum yums!' You would get in line - you would jump in the line - and you would go up and get the crouton O'Christ.