You need to open up your soul and have a weep-a-thon.

There's always someone in every group of friends that nobody likes.

Even when I go to a salad bar, I need to feel like I'm one of the first people there.

My mom and dad passed away from cancer. Within nine months, I lost both of my folks. Immediately after that, I had a horrible betrayal where my brother, who worked for me, stole a lot of my money. He's in jail now.

They used to beat me up after Sunday School, I used to get beat up... yeah, that's a nice little thank you from Jesus.

My favorite sexual position is when the girl is facing Mecca and I am fighting off a wolf.

I'm glad that my parents missed one thing that was really unbelievable. They saw me hit this great success. It was a blast and we had a lot of laughs. And it was just an amazing time. They passed away. And then after I got, you know, famous, all these haters came out of nowhere.