I had never done a roast, but I really wanted to, because it's so different from standup.
I can't watch a woman play with herself - to me, it looks like a DJ working the turntables... DJ Diddles.
I don't write any of my material down. I like to improvise and be spontaneous.
The whole thing with comedy is that you are always in control. Writer, director, actor, producer, and sometimes bouncer. And you are just a piece of their puzzle.
I'm not racist, I've got a black president.
I have new ideas every day, and I always want to take on new challenges.