My fam is just a regular family. But all of them have great senses of humor.

The little boy inside of all us men always loves something video game related.

It's amazing how dumb people can impress you with how much stupider they can be when they really assert themselves.

I can smell bullshit from a mile away but it's so much harder to detect when it's around you all day.

Ex-girlfriends will find themselves in my new routine. Sometimes they like that, and sometimes they definitely do not. But comedians should come with a giant warning or disclaimer: IF YOU DATE ME, IT WILL BE IN MY ACT.

When you're not in love, when you don't have love, everybody you know falls in love.

I grew up very self-loathing. I was a phobic. I had anxiety. I had panic attacks.