My fam is just a regular family. But all of them have great senses of humor.

If you use tact you can say anything, then make it funny.

It's hard dealing with day to day disappointments and feeling like you can't find success. Especially when your best friend is Pixar.

Sometimes sex is just a way to escape having to talk to that person.

The whole thing with comedy is that you are always in control. Writer, director, actor, producer, and sometimes bouncer. And you are just a piece of their puzzle.

Here's how you know that you're really drunk: when you get into a taxi cab and you think the fare is the time.

When someone's running late through an airport, I hope they miss their flight so they can meet the love of their life at the duty free shop.