True love is when you're cheating on a person but the thought of them still makes your eyes smile!
I found someones passport on the ground tonight. Where do you sell these things?
When you swear to God, its true ... right now God is watching and saying, this is true.
Losing my mind sounds so pessimistic. I prefer the term winning my insanity.
Pain only hurts when you are looking for a reason to quit. You don't feel a thing when you know you can still win.
You know your girls up to no good when her and her friends make a pact to post nothing on Instagram.