I was home educated but would skip my lessons to go hang out at school.

I don't hate anyone. I simply block them out using hellish visions in a blind white rage. But if I see them out I'm pleasant.

What am I supposed to say to an atheist when he sneezes, ah, when you die nothing happens.

I don't know if I could kill someone with a frozen turkey because that is a lot of evidence to eat .... unless I found a whole room of people who also wanted that person dead.

Ma'am, are you trying to molest me via drivethru?

Three weeks ago one of my dreams came true. I finally got to see something I always wanted to witness live. I finally saw someone get hit by a car... Nailed!

I've lived (in LA) for so long, I don't even know what is real and what isn't anymore.