I was home educated but would skip my lessons to go hang out at school.

I don't like when juice wears tights, its a horrible combination when juice wears tights.

I won't take no for a question.

I could take my time, and nobody was pressuring me to be a headliner. I could go up there, find my voice, and figure out what I wanted to do.

I have a new saying, what I see in Vegas, I am telling everybody.

What am I supposed to say to an atheist when he sneezes, ah, when you die nothing happens.

If you use tact you can say anything, then make it funny.