I was home educated but would skip my lessons to go hang out at school.

I'm going to hell, ah... but you're laughing, so you're coming.

I feel like I was born and bred to stay self-motivated. I'm not one of those people who ho-hums and feels sorry for himself when something's bad.

If you use tact you can say anything, then make it funny.

I don't have to do anything for anyone else's benefit anymore. I just want to exceed my own expectations.

Some girls look beautiful with no makeup on at all. I call them lazy. Now go throw some war paint on you bleak empty canvas you.

In school I was pretty quiet. Kinda shy until my junior year. But at home I was a freak.