How do you fall into a lion's den, that is my first question there, you think you would be extra carefull around a den of lions.
Dane CookYou know you're lazy when you run out of toilet paper and use the cardboard roll to wipe with.
Dane CookIt was peace. Peace is when you would shake the hands of the people around you. And you knew peace was coming because the priest would say it five times rapid fire. He'd go, “My peace I leave, my peace I give to you. While we ate Reese's Pieces with the Lord. And I have a piece of lint in my peaceful eye"!
Dane Cook