Text a guy you like right now, "I'm thinking about you." If he says, "mmm are you in bed?" Never speak to him again he's a lifelong moron.
Hi, I'm a buck tooth and I like to be outside past the lips.
I always wanted to do a B&E. Not bacon and eggs. Although I could always go for bacon and eggs. I'm talking about breaking in and entering.
Losing my mind sounds so pessimistic. I prefer the term winning my insanity.
What happens in Vegas, I'm telling everyone.
How do you fall into a lion's den, that is my first question there, you think you would be extra carefull around a den of lions.