The little boy inside of all us men always loves something video game related.

What happens in Vegas, I'm telling everyone.

If you're drunk please don't drive. If you're on shrooms please don't think Walmart's a prison for bad clothing that needs help escaping.

I'm willing to write a check for $10,000 if someone can bring to me what I fell is ruining thousands of lives, destroying lives everyday. And I know that you know it's a little thing called Chupacabra.

It's hard to be happy for someone when you know deep down they'd kill you if they had the chance.

You can easily tell if a person is lying and cheating on you if they say, I love you. I would never lie to you or cheat on you.

I always wanted to be a snake. Every time I saw a snake on TV. I'd always say 'Why not me?'