The little boy inside of all us men always loves something video game related.

When you're on a movie set and you are hopefully making a comedy, everyone's stifling their laughter. You're looking at the crew guys, hoping someone is making that face like, and not like, this is not working out, man.

There's always someone in every group of friends that nobody likes.

Valentine's Day is a time to celebrate the joy of being in love. Unless you're single & lonely then it's called Laundry Day.

Start each day out the holy way..with Christ Chex, it's a miracle in a bowl. Just open the box and you hear AHHHHH....and then a lil' angel flies out and says 'good morning, life is beautiful!'.

You know you're lazy when you run out of toilet paper and use the cardboard roll to wipe with.

When somebody says I wouldn't change a thing they're thinking of something they would change.