I can always get better. A lot of my ex-girlfriends don't think I'm funny.

Here's the thing about Red Sox fans, or actually just fans from that region, in general: they appreciate the effort. And if you mail it in or if you give 80 percent, even with a win, they'll let you know that's not how you do it. They want - if it's comedian, if it's a musician, bring us your best show.

Some people give you that motivation to work harder simply to get the hell away from wherever they are.

Drive, ego and cocksureness are all essential elements in terms of getting exactly what you want but losing everything you've got.

When you see somebody walking down the street wearing a Superman t-shirt, you just want to shoot them in the chest ... when they start to bleed go, I guess not

It's hard dealing with day to day disappointments and feeling like you can't find success. Especially when your best friend is Pixar.

The whole thing with comedy is that you are always in control. Writer, director, actor, producer, and sometimes bouncer. And you are just a piece of their puzzle.