I can always get better. A lot of my ex-girlfriends don't think I'm funny.

I could take my time, and nobody was pressuring me to be a headliner. I could go up there, find my voice, and figure out what I wanted to do.

Strip clubs are great places to meet interesting people you only wanna know for about 40 minutes.

I'm focused on staying as healthy as I can so I can work more.

Some girls look beautiful with no makeup on at all. I call them lazy. Now go throw some war paint on you bleak empty canvas you.

I don't like people that litter. If you don't throw a wrapper in the trashcan and you just toss it out on the ground I wanna take you and toss you into outer space.

I was very good at kickball ... I was wonderful at ah doing that kick and your leg goes up and your shoe went on top of the school