I'm not racist, I've got a black president.
I'm going to hell, ah... but you're laughing, so you're coming.
I get so into the moment.
What happens in Vegas, I'm telling everyone.
The problem with dating a model is they won't go out with you if your cars color doesn't match their outfit.
I don't know if I could kill someone with a frozen turkey because that is a lot of evidence to eat .... unless I found a whole room of people who also wanted that person dead.