If haters or whatever want to find you - I mean, some of them are so tenacious. You want to hire them to work for you. Theyre very, very savvy in terms of how they find you and get to you.

I love hecklers. They remind you that you are a comedian.

Trolls look for reasons to hate but really what they are mad at is the fact they are not included in anything ever.

I don't write any of my material down. I like to improvise and be spontaneous.

Nice teeth is a turn on for me. If you open your mouth and it looks like a battle of epic proportions, I don't like it.

The key to attempting to create art in some aspect is also knowing that it will turn some people off.

Dear semi hot girl taking photos on a boat. It's not your boat so stop acting like you own it. You drive a used Civic.