Someone needs to make a zombie movie where when you get bit it turns you into a singing and dancing extraordinaire.
When you're not in love, when you don't have love, everybody you know falls in love.
Sometimes, when you want to make a difference in a person's life, stay out of it.
I'm not racist, I've got a black president.
I have never even had a sip of alcohol, never have done drugs. The hardest thing I have ever done would be Pepsi.
I'm willing to write a check for $10,000 if someone can bring to me what I fell is ruining thousands of lives, destroying lives everyday. And I know that you know it's a little thing called Chupacabra.