A couple of days back, I got into a car accident. Not my fault. Even if it's not your fault, the other person gets out of their car and looks at you like it's your fault: Why did you stop at a red light and let me hit you doing 80!

When you hand someone a camera, why do they act like you just asked them to dissemble a bomb? They take it and they're like, 'What do I do ... I don't really ... ha-huh ...' Yeah, it's the button on the top right where it always is since the beginning of #*@! time!

I like to play guitar, jam out, play the blues, go watch movies. I love movies.

Pain only hurts when you are looking for a reason to quit. You don't feel a thing when you know you can still win.

Strip clubs are great places to meet interesting people you only wanna know for about 40 minutes.

The key to attempting to create art in some aspect is also knowing that it will turn some people off.

I never leave a dog alone in a car on a hot day. I make sure it's with an elderly person holding a baby.