It is very difficult to make one's way in this world without being wicked at one time or another, when the world's way is so wicked to being with.
Daniel HandlerNever mind what my name is,โ the man said. โNo one can pronounce it anyway. Just call me Sir.
Daniel HandlerI was not a particularly brave child, I think, because I had a narrative mind, because my mind automatically went to any terrible thing that could happen.
Daniel HandlerSometime during your lifeโin fact, very soonโyou may find yourself reading a book, and you may notice that a bookโs first sentence can often tell you what sort of story your book contains.
Daniel HandlerIf you try to avoid every instance of peer pressure you will end up without any peers whatsoever, and the trick is to succumb to enough pressure that you do not drive your peers away, but not so much that you end up in a situation in which you are dead or otherwise uncomfortable. This is a difficult trick, and most people never master it, and end up dead or uncomfortable at least once during their lives.
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