Everything else has vanished, so you take them now. Maybe if you're the one keeping them, I'll be the one feeling better.

The trouble with talking about irony is, it's such a slippery thing that the second you start talking about it, you're a better example of it than you are an analyst.

Twenty-six,” you said. “One for each day we’ve been together, Min.”Somebody oohed. Somebody shushed them. “And I hope that someday I’ll do another something stupid and I’ll have to say it a million times because that’s how long it’ll be, together with you, Min. With you.

There are many difficult things in this world to hide, but a secret is not one of them.

It's funny, particularly when you're a writer and you're doing well, you have that sense of like, "Oh! My view of the world is the one that's going to be published."

Chestnuts in stuffing tastes like someone chewed up a tree branch and then French-kissed it into your mouth.

Appearance matters a great deal because you can often tell a lot about people by looking at how they present themselves.