If you look at the Bible and you look at Adam and Eve in the Garden of Eden, we all know who sinned first. Ladies, do you have to eat everything?
The only thing better than the world's cutest cat is any dog.
Never hit a woman unless you are a bigger woman.
At least gays don't kill babies before their due date.
Finding my dog's g spot is taking way longer than I would care to admit.
You don't gossip while your man is driving. You sit there quietly until you're about 5 minutes from your destination then you say, would you like some road head?