I feel bad sometimes because I secretly hope New Orleans gets nailed again.
The day I notice a cyclist obey a stop sign is the day I'll stop enjoying watching them bounce off my hood.
Sure I may look adjusted, but I can't function in normal society because most of you are too stupid.
You know who makes a great first impression? Liars.
Slutiness is a very underrated quality in a girl.
You know what really keeps your staff on their toes? A harpoon gun.