You don't gossip while your man is driving. You sit there quietly until you're about 5 minutes from your destination then you say, would you like some road head?
Daniel ToshI really donโt work a whole lot as far as touring, but I do stand-up every night of my life, no matter where I am. Itโs really made the touring a lot less grueling.
Daniel ToshI think pro-athletes should be forced to use steroids. I think we as fans deserve the greatest athletes science can create! Lets go! Anything that will make you run faster, jump higher! I have High-Definition TV! I want my athletes like my video games! Lets go! I could care less if you die at 40. You hate life after sports anyways. I'm doing you a favor.
Daniel Tosh