Technically it's not premarital sex if you don't plan on marrying them.

Until I see proof of this reincarnation or cloning, I'm gonna live up this life. That was kinda the path I took. But I fulfilled my obligations.

I hate the idea of owning a gun, but I love the idea of owning a cannon.

I have no real talents. If I could make a living at a normal job, I'm sure I would do that.

I have voices in my head, but they're all speaking Spanish, and I have NO idea what they're saying.

I was drinking tea the other day, and I thought: they used to fight wars over this.

I saw a guy wearing a "What Would Jesus Do?" bracelet and a Lance Armstrong bracelet, and he went up to this blind kid and rubbed his eyes, and the kid could see. But he wasn't used to the light, 'cause it was bright, and he walked into traffic and was killed instantly. Okay, the people that are laughing right now? I'm gonna call you guys half-full. Because you're focusing on the important part of the story: the bracelets are working.