They say money doesn't buy happiness. That phrase should end with 'just kidding'.
Being a white boxer is like being a republican. No matter how hard you work, you'll always lose because of the Mexicans.
Never hit a woman unless you are a bigger woman.
Of course the sexiest thing a girl can do is not complain about her body.
I'm also not good with numbers either, so it's not a great mix. People apparently don't want you ball-parkin' it when it comes to their finances.
I like my women like I like my coffee . . . I don’t like coffee.