I don't know what's funny and what's not so I test out all of my material in front of audiences.
Daniel ToshI hope we find a cure for every major disease, because I'm tired of walking 5K. I'm pretty sure I don't have to sweat for cancer. I'll write a check.
Daniel ToshThe hardest working person in showbusiness has never been or ever will be a 'famous person'.
Daniel ToshComedy Central wanted to do a show with me, I had a couple failures under my belt with them already, but they still wanted to try something else. They came to me and said they wanted to do something that was internet focused and created original content on their site, so they could compete with the funny or dies and what not. So that was the premise, and they gave us a small amount of money, $5000, and from there it turned into the show.
Daniel Tosh