How come New York gets all the cool plane crashes?
I will not date a woman from China, because that is a big red flag.
A gynecologist is the dentist for the downstairs mouth.
Being a white boxer is like being a republican. No matter how hard you work, you'll always lose because of the Mexicans.
I'm aware that I should end a joke with the good part, I choose not too.
Thank you ... San Francisco. All right, you're ruining the show. Thank you ... for clapping for what my parents are ashamed of.