A gynecologist is the dentist for the downstairs mouth.

No matter how flat you make your pancakes, it still has two sides.

I grew up in Florida and went to school there, and ended up going to University of Central Florida.

Germany's like Wisconsin, but with, like, a really bad past.

Making a good music video isn't easy. If it were, MTV would still be showing them instead of '16 and Pregnant,' which I assume is shot exclusively in Utah.

I assume the only reason we have them is so that white people feel relevant in sports. Because other than that the only thing the winter Olympics show me is which country has more rich white kids. What's it cost to go skiing - $900 a day? I can't believe that's not more popular in the inner cities.

I'm not honest, but you're interesting!