I'll tell you what's better than watching the sunrise... Sleeping through it.
You know who makes a great first impression? Liars.
Big, skinny, regular size it doesn't matter as long as your young.
You know, you can only cram your beliefs down a young kid's throat for so long before he goes, "you know, the other side seems to be having a lot more fun."
If it weren't for men, this planet would be overrun with giant spiders.
Bill Hicks is a huge influence. I love him.