Men who don't understand women fall into two groups: Bachelors and Husbands.

If no meant no then every man would die a virgin.

I don't know why I get away with some things. But I'm not a misogynistic, racist person. Yet I do find those jokes funny, so I say them. And I try to say everything kind of in a good spirit.

It's not Spring Break until somebody dies!

I never want to cannibalize my act, and I'm really excited that I am going to be able to perform new material. I'm not a huge fan of repeating jokes, and I don't really do any of my old material from old stand-up acts.

I guess it could be seen as a form of rebellion, but (my dad) is pretty supportive. He's knows I'm just an idiot, so I think that softens it a little bit.

You never see anyone wearing a black turtleneck and leather jacket doing something nice.