I will not date a woman from China, because that is a big red flag.
I don't know what fire is made of - hell nobody does. All I know is that fire is awesome. I'm not a pyromaniac, but I am a pyroenthusiast.
I hope God speaks English. If I get up to heaven and have to point at a menu, I'm gonna be pissed.
Kangoroos can't hop backwards.
Girls can fake orgasms, but boys can fake love.
Iโm a Bad Test Takerโฆyou mean youโre stupid?