I guess it could be seen as a form of rebellion, but (my dad) is pretty supportive. He's knows I'm just an idiot, so I think that softens it a little bit.

I worked in Toronto for two days. And by work I mean sit in a trailer for 15 hours, say two lines, and leave.

I have high-definition television, because I felt the lack of resolution was affecting my ability to solve cases on C.S.I.

I'm a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I am perfect!

When you're in young love your pulse pounds, your palms sweat, and there are butterflies in your stomach. It's like diarrhea for your heart.

The flat-brimmed cap is the modern day dunce cap.

The day I notice a cyclist obey a stop sign is the day I'll stop enjoying watching them bounce off my hood.