I don't think I could stab somebody, cause I'm really bad at a Capri Sun.
The flat-brimmed cap is the modern day dunce cap.
Describe your perfect man who looks like me.
The only reason Woodstock was necessary is because they didn't have iTunes.
The great thing about Los Angeles is that you can get so much money in this town by constantly failing. You can get a lot of television deals that don't go anywhere, but you still get paid.
A white lady came running up to me after a show. She goes, What gives you the right to do jokes about black people like that. And I'm like, Listen lady, my best friend is Cuban. And that's close enough.