No matter how flat you make your pancakes, it still has two sides.
If Canada were really that great, it would be a state.
I mean my goal is to get Michael Richards to do stand up at the Laugh Factory to an all black audience.
Instead of dumping all my money on an independent film that nobody would watch and most people would make fun of behind my back, I decided, 'I'm just going to buy a house.'
The national anthem blows. Are you kidding me? Do any of you have it on your iPod?
If you like soccer, then welcome to America. See, our country already has entertainment so watching people chase a ball for four hours to end 0 - 0 is not enjoyable - unless, of course, the bleachers collapse and half of Europe dies.