Big, skinny, regular size it doesn't matter as long as your young.
Babies aren't dishwasher-safe.
I came up with my own expression. I like to make it hail. Yeah. That's when you throw change on sluts.
The only thing better than the world's cutest cat is any dog.
Sometimes, when I'm feeling down because nothing seems to be going right, I like to take a home pregnancy test. Then I can say, 'Hey, at least I'm not pregnant.'
Never trust anyone who buttons their top button.