You know what really keeps your staff on their toes? A harpoon gun.
Girls can fake orgasms, but boys can fake love.
Even the klan revamped their image by losing the hoods and changing their name to the Tea Party.
Slutiness is a very underrated quality in a girl.
I have voices in my head, but they're all speaking Spanish, and I have NO idea what they're saying.
I don't know what's more embarrassing in this country, that Michael Phelps fell from the graces for smoking marijuana or that you looked up to a swimmer in the first place?