The only reason Woodstock was necessary is because they didn't have iTunes.

Is it okay to roofie a girl just to shut her up?

By the way, nothing I ever say, ever, has any truth behind it.

I go to the dentist every six months, I get a cleaning, so... I'm fortunate enough that those fluoride treatments as a child worked. Not getting any cavities.

A white lady came running up to me after a show. She goes, What gives you the right to do jokes about black people like that. And I'm like, Listen lady, my best friend is Cuban. And that's close enough.

Until I see proof of this reincarnation or cloning, I'm gonna live up this life. That was kinda the path I took. But I fulfilled my obligations.

The only reason Woodstock was necessary is because they didn't have iTunes.