People write a lot of similar material. That's why I try to come up with the most absurd jokes.

Cheaters never prosper, unless they get away with it.

I can say that. I have a television show.

Making a good music video isn't easy. If it were, MTV would still be showing them instead of '16 and Pregnant,' which I assume is shot exclusively in Utah.

I don't know, maybe I'm immature, but I still find it funny if I dump cold water on my girlfriend when she's in the shower.

It's all fun and games until someone gets a boner.

Decorating the gym can't mask the fact that it smells like a mix between corsage and balls.