I don't think I could stab somebody, cause I'm really bad at a Capri Sun.

I'm not a good actor, I can play myself and a much gayer version of myself. That's my range.

If you offer me a starring role in a movie, I have no interest.

Yes, I am aware that I am the gayer version of Jeff Lewis.

I grew up in Florida and went to school there, and ended up going to University of Central Florida.

Fifty Shades Of Grey proved you can write about a dude choking women and shoving stuff up their butts but heaven forbid if you tell a legitimate joke about it. Sure I doubled the number of feminists who hate me, but I also doubled the number of shows I have on TV. No regrets.

I was drinking tea the other day, and I thought: they used to fight wars over this.