I don't think I could stab somebody, cause I'm really bad at a Capri Sun.

Big, skinny, regular size it doesn't matter as long as your young.

Even the klan revamped their image by losing the hoods and changing their name to the Tea Party.

Of course money buys happiness. You ever seen a homeless person skip? The answer to that riddle's no. They're not allowed.

You know who likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

You ever hear girls say that? "I'm not religious, but I'm spiritual." I like to reply with "I'm not honest, but you're interesting!"

Every video from Russia is depressing, it's like they have their cameras set to sad.