I'm not a racist or misogynist person, but I find these jokes funny, so I say them.

I have voices in my head, but they're all speaking Spanish, and I have NO idea what they're saying.

I think it's kinda funny that all these rappers that used to be gangsters and thugs are telling us not to download their music from the internet, because that's stealing. Wow talk about ironic.

I graduated from college and went on one job interview and was laughing in my own head because I wouldn't hire me.

Never hit a woman unless you are a bigger woman.

How come New York gets all the cool plane crashes?

Babies aren't dishwasher-safe.