Hereโs what I tell people now when they come to my shows: โFirst of all, thank you for stimulating the economy, or at least my economic package.โ
Daniel ToshI assume the only reason we have them is so that white people feel relevant in sports. Because other than that the only thing the winter Olympics show me is which country has more rich white kids. What's it cost to go skiing - $900 a day? I can't believe that's not more popular in the inner cities.
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