No matter how flat you make your pancakes, it still has two sides.

You know, you can only cram your beliefs down a young kid's throat for so long before he goes, "you know, the other side seems to be having a lot more fun."

The hardest working person in showbusiness has never been or ever will be a 'famous person'.

Models: I'm not voting for you for any stupid magazine list! If you were really that Hot you wouldn't have to beg the world to stuff the ballot.

I'm sick of the media making female sports athletes into supermodels, when they're clearly sixes at best.

Sometimes, when I'm feeling down because nothing seems to be going right, I like to take a home pregnancy test. Then I can say, 'Hey, at least I'm not pregnant.'

I worked in Toronto for two days. And by work I mean sit in a trailer for 15 hours, say two lines, and leave.