It's not Spring Break until somebody dies!
Even people who don't believe in science still have to believe in gravity.
I grew up in Florida and went to school there, and ended up going to University of Central Florida.
The national anthem blows. Are you kidding me? Do any of you have it on your iPod?
I hope we find a cure for every major disease, because I'm tired of walking 5K. I'm pretty sure I don't have to sweat for cancer. I'll write a check.
I have high-definition television, because I felt the lack of resolution was affecting my ability to solve cases on C.S.I.