High school is just like glee, a bunch of people dying of drug overdose.
I mean my goal is to get Michael Richards to do stand up at the Laugh Factory to an all black audience.
I'll tell you what's better than watching the sunrise... Sleeping through it.
You know who makes a great first impression? Liars.
If security guards aren't allowed to carry guns, I don't have to obey their made up rules.
Instead of dumping all my money on an independent film that nobody would watch and most people would make fun of behind my back, I decided, 'I'm just going to buy a house.'