If you offer me a starring role in a movie, I have no interest.

Sure I may look adjusted, but I can't function in normal society because most of you are too stupid.

Here's a shock: An adult who still hangs out in skate parks is a bad parent.

If security guards aren't allowed to carry guns, I don't have to obey their made up rules.

You are a sick freak who should be beaten.

We'll put an asterisk next to Barry Bonds' name, sure, as soon as we put one next to Babe Ruth's name. Getting to break records before black people were allowed to play? Excuse me, where is that asterisk?

I can say that. I have a television show.