If you offer me a starring role in a movie, I have no interest.

Models: I'm not voting for you for any stupid magazine list! If you were really that Hot you wouldn't have to beg the world to stuff the ballot.

We'll put an asterisk next to Barry Bonds' name, sure, as soon as we put one next to Babe Ruth's name. Getting to break records before black people were allowed to play? Excuse me, where is that asterisk?

You know who likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

If you offer me a starring role in a movie, I have no interest.

Big can be beautiful - just not to me. I find you disgusting; freshmen 15 is not a life sentence.

Describe your perfect man who looks like me.