It's not Spring Break until somebody dies!
I'm actually all for gay marriage. Just the thought of having a man around the house.
Racing does to white guys what movies do to black guys.
Technically it's not premarital sex if you don't plan on marrying them.
High school is just like glee, a bunch of people dying of drug overdose.
I'm not saying I'm smarter than Steve Jobs was, but I would have made the iPhone charger cord twice as long.