e foundation to a good friendship is trust but the foundation to good comedy is by betraying your friends.
I'm not honest, but you're interesting!
I came up with my own expression. I like to make it hail. Yeah. That's when you throw change on sluts.
Bill Hicks is a huge influence. I love him.
I feel bad sometimes because I secretly hope New Orleans gets nailed again.
The only thing better than the world's cutest cat is any dog.