I will not date a woman from China, because that is a big red flag.
If Canada were really that great, it would be a state.
My favorite thing to steal is a kiss. You can get arrested for it but they can't force you to give it back.
Sometimes my mind wanders; other times it leaves completely.
I'm a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I am perfect!
I worked in Toronto for two days. And by work I mean sit in a trailer for 15 hours, say two lines, and leave.