I will not date a woman from China, because that is a big red flag.

Every video from Russia is depressing, it's like they have their cameras set to sad.

I guess it could be seen as a form of rebellion, but (my dad) is pretty supportive. He's knows I'm just an idiot, so I think that softens it a little bit.

When you're in young love your pulse pounds, your palms sweat, and there are butterflies in your stomach. It's like diarrhea for your heart.

Models: I'm not voting for you for any stupid magazine list! If you were really that Hot you wouldn't have to beg the world to stuff the ballot.

Big can be beautiful - just not to me. I find you disgusting; freshmen 15 is not a life sentence.

You know your girlfriend is too young when she'll do everything in bed but go upside down because it's too scary.